Eno Thomson-Tribe Mar 5 3 min Coyote turf wars, sentient trees, and more: What to expect when we get back to ERHS We’ve been gone from school since March of last year, and things are definitely different now. While it might look the same from the...
Eno Thomson-Tribe Feb 5 3 min Journalist runs out of article ideas An Eagle’s Scream journalist who has published several previous articles in the paper is out of ideas. After a prolonged period of...
Sebastian Ashcraft Nov 2, 2020 3 min The Uncelebrated Impacts of Arm Wrestling With COVID-19 and quarantine, we all, for the most part, miss out on seeing our friends in person. This means no more high-fives,...
Lily Hoagland Oct 26, 2020 3 min Socks and Sandals are Great — Here's Why Yeah, I said it. Let me paint a picture for those who have not yet been converted: You’re lounging about one afternoon, perhaps imitating...
Jessica Lau May 8, 2020 4 min My Life as a Short Person The average height for a woman is 5’3”. I’m 5’1”, and people may think that’s not much of a height difference. However, if I am doing the...
Lola Selby May 1, 2020 1 min Review: “Quarantine,” The Movie. A poorly veiled rip-off of the 1993 classic Groundhog Day, Quarantine (dir. COVID-19, 2020) is essentially the same movie, with 80% less...
Wyatt Zingus Apr 23, 2020 3 min Shallot Shorts: Edition #3 Burger King merges with Lockheed Martin Burger King recently announced that they will be beginning a merger with Lockheed Martin, which...
Benicio Barbosa Apr 23, 2020 3 min CPM Problems are Actually Deep CPM math is the best thing since sliced bread. It has given us such wonderful problems that the funding provided by Bill Gates can be...
Lily Hoagland Apr 19, 2020 2 min A Guide to Expression While Wearing a Face Mask Now that almost everyone is wearing a face mask in public, it has become much harder to emote. When a stranger smiles at you from a safe...
Wyatt Zingus Apr 4, 2020 3 min How to Fix Our Election System America's election system is horribly broken, and it has always been. For a long period of time, only a certain small set of Americans...