Lily Hoagland a day ago 3 min Socks and Sandals are Great — Here's Why Yeah, I said it. Let me paint a picture for those who have not yet been converted: You’re lounging about one afternoon, perhaps imitating...
Jessica Lau May 8 4 min My Life as a Short Person The average height for a woman is 5’3”. I’m 5’1”, and people may think that’s not much of a height difference. However, if I am doing the...
Lola Selby May 1 1 min Review: “Quarantine,” The Movie. A poorly veiled rip-off of the 1993 classic Groundhog Day, Quarantine (dir. COVID-19, 2020) is essentially the same movie, with 80% less ...
Wyatt Zingus Apr 23 3 min Shallot Shorts: Edition #3 Burger King merges with Lockheed Martin Burger King recently announced that they will be beginning a merger with Lockheed Martin, which i...
Benicio Barbosa Apr 23 3 min CPM Problems are Actually Deep CPM math is the best thing since sliced bread. It has given us such wonderful problems that the funding provided by Bill Gates can be res...
Lily Hoagland Apr 19 2 min A Guide to Expression While Wearing a Face Mask Now that almost everyone is wearing a face mask in public, it has become much harder to emote. When a stranger smiles at you from a safe ...
Wyatt Zingus Apr 4 3 min How to Fix Our Election System America's election system is horribly broken, and it has always been. For a long period of time, only a certain small set of Americans we...
Wyatt Zingus Mar 29 3 min The Top 10 Pets Cats vs. Dogs: the age-old debate over which one is the better pet. It seems like all the time I hear people arguing over which pets are ...
Jacob Bernardino-Lucero Mar 20 5 min Lost and Found: The Honest Review (🎉Article #100🎉) We’ve all done it at some point in time: left a textbook or a sweatshirt at school only to find that it’s vanished the next day. In my ca...
