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With COVID-19 and quarantine, we all, for the most part, miss out on seeing our friends in person. This means no more high-fives, handsha...

Yeah, I said it. Let me paint a picture for those who have not yet been converted: You’re lounging about one afternoon, perhaps imitating...

The average height for a woman is 5’3”. I’m 5’1”, and people may think that’s not much of a height difference. However, if I am doing the...

A poorly veiled rip-off of the 1993 classic Groundhog Day, Quarantine (dir. COVID-19, 2020) is essentially the same movie, with 80% less ...

Burger King merges with Lockheed Martin Burger King recently announced that they will be beginning a merger with Lockheed Martin, which i...

CPM math is the best thing since sliced bread. It has given us such wonderful problems that the funding provided by Bill Gates can be res...

Now that almost everyone is wearing a face mask in public, it has become much harder to emote. When a stranger smiles at you from a safe ...

America's election system is horribly broken, and it has always been. For a long period of time, only a certain small set of Americans we...

Cats vs. Dogs: the age-old debate over which one is the better pet. It seems like all the time I hear people arguing over which pets are ...

We’ve all done it at some point in time: left a textbook or a sweatshirt at school only to find that it’s vanished the next day. In my ca...