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    Sebastian Ashcraft
    • Nov 2, 2020
    • 3 min

    The Uncelebrated Impacts of Arm Wrestling

    With COVID-19 and quarantine, we all, for the most part, miss out on seeing our friends in person. This means no more high-fives, handsha...
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    Lily Hoagland
    • Oct 26, 2020
    • 3 min

    Socks and Sandals are Great — Here's Why

    Yeah, I said it. Let me paint a picture for those who have not yet been converted: You’re lounging about one afternoon, perhaps imitating...
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    Jessica Lau
    • May 8, 2020
    • 4 min

    My Life as a Short Person

    The average height for a woman is 5’3”. I’m 5’1”, and people may think that’s not much of a height difference. However, if I am doing the...
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    Lola Selby
    • May 1, 2020
    • 1 min

    Review: “Quarantine,” The Movie.

    A poorly veiled rip-off of the 1993 classic Groundhog Day, Quarantine (dir. COVID-19, 2020) is essentially the same movie, with 80% less ...
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    Wyatt Zingus
    • Apr 23, 2020
    • 3 min

    Shallot Shorts: Edition #3

    Burger King merges with Lockheed Martin Burger King recently announced that they will be beginning a merger with Lockheed Martin, which i...
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    Benicio Barbosa
    • Apr 23, 2020
    • 3 min

    CPM Problems are Actually Deep

    CPM math is the best thing since sliced bread. It has given us such wonderful problems that the funding provided by Bill Gates can be res...
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    Lily Hoagland
    • Apr 19, 2020
    • 2 min

    A Guide to Expression While Wearing a Face Mask

    Now that almost everyone is wearing a face mask in public, it has become much harder to emote. When a stranger smiles at you from a safe ...
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    Wyatt Zingus
    • Apr 4, 2020
    • 3 min

    How to Fix Our Election System

    America's election system is horribly broken, and it has always been. For a long period of time, only a certain small set of Americans we...
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    Wyatt Zingus
    • Mar 29, 2020
    • 3 min

    The Top 10 Pets

    Cats vs. Dogs: the age-old debate over which one is the better pet. It seems like all the time I hear people arguing over which pets are ...
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    Jacob Bernardino-Lucero
    • Mar 20, 2020
    • 5 min

    Lost and Found: The Honest Review (🎉Article #100🎉)

    We’ve all done it at some point in time: left a textbook or a sweatshirt at school only to find that it’s vanished the next day. In my ca...
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