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We’ve been gone from school since March of last year, and things are definitely different now. While it might look the same from the...

An Eagle’s Scream journalist who has published several previous articles in the paper is out of ideas. After a prolonged period of...

With COVID-19 and quarantine, we all, for the most part, miss out on seeing our friends in person. This means no more high-fives,...

Yeah, I said it. Let me paint a picture for those who have not yet been converted: You’re lounging about one afternoon, perhaps imitating...

The average height for a woman is 5’3”. I’m 5’1”, and people may think that’s not much of a height difference. However, if I am doing the...

A poorly veiled rip-off of the 1993 classic Groundhog Day, Quarantine (dir. COVID-19, 2020) is essentially the same movie, with 80% less...

Burger King merges with Lockheed Martin Burger King recently announced that they will be beginning a merger with Lockheed Martin, which...

CPM math is the best thing since sliced bread. It has given us such wonderful problems that the funding provided by Bill Gates can be...

Now that almost everyone is wearing a face mask in public, it has become much harder to emote. When a stranger smiles at you from a safe...

America's election system is horribly broken, and it has always been. For a long period of time, only a certain small set of Americans...