There once was a boy
Who lived down in the caves
It was by the seashore
And he loved to watch the waves
He dared not come out
At least, not in the day
His skin would burn in the sun
He’d become a Vampire Puree
Yes, he was a vampire
A shy vampire boy
But if you ever got to know him
He wouldn’t act so coy
His only friends
Were a bat and a rat
And they’d squeak to him
And, of course, he’d squeak back
But sometimes
He got quite lonely
Down there in his cave
He longed for somebody who wouldn’t run away
But he knows it's just a dream
They all run away
And he still hasn’t found his somebody
To this day